Kabool Kabool Kabool

I declare, in the name of God, that they are husband and wife; you may now kiss the bride.

Hero is in love with heroine and heroine is engaged with some other guy, which makes it as a perfect love triangle. To complicate this filmy story let’s say girl belongs to Pakistan, likes of Gadar and Veer Zara and hero belongs to India; kind of Sunny Paaji or Mr King sahab.

To get some more melodramatic feel; let us paint this love story on the huge canvas where India just had a war with Pakistan over Kashmir issue where stains of blood are fresh and the loss is still haunting. Nightmare is over but one can feel the déjà (De-Javu).

Hero struggles and finally reaches out to her beloved, somewhere in Pakistan; without Visa and other legal documents, he jumps at his In-Laws and demands for his lover, he screams in front of media and seeks for justice, but since its PAKISTHAN and they don’t understand sacredness of love they try to kill hero. Depending upon the capability of hero climax can be scripted, for Mr King sahab the most suitable climax would be a sacred sacrifice and for King Kong, fight sequence suits most.

Every era has its own love story and has its own complexity. Above story is too filmy but makes a lot of sense if sensed with parameters of Sania as Dimple Dinta, Shoaib as Baadshah Libido and Sohrab her ex fiancée as Serious Bajpai, a political spoof of Veer Zaara.

The hero of this story is not an Indian and that’s something which quizzes our mindset to adapt Paki as our hero????? Well India is a Secular nation, whatever the hell that means so we can still manage our hero being a Pakistani. Since it’s 2010 so our hero is travelling by AIR and has VISA and of course Passport so cannot ceased @ immigration or called as a National Threat; but what he doesn’t have is the divorcee paper and for that he has to take a ride.

Heroine of our story is epitome of being bimbo and impeccably replaces SAKINA fame from Gadar- The one man Show; a true example of being over broad and literally explains the literal meaning of Jezebel. She being the highest ranked female tennis player for India and that’s the exceptionally well crafted irony. Although she is Millionaire but still her family gets privilege of being a part of BPL; Below Poverty Line.

Our hero who is hugely influenced from King of Libido and he too believes in posing for paparazzi and later charges money for the same. He too gives press conference and screams; although my nationality is PAKISTANI but I am not a LIAR. Like all top Pakistani bureaucrats, he too denies his infamous linkups (about Ayesha) but later realizes that he is in INDIA not in Islamabad, so takes a U turn.

In the mean time we forgot our Serious Bajpai aka Mr Sohrab, like a stereotype side hero of hindi films he comes back from UK just a day before her marriage and tries to avoid her. Anyways he doesn’t have alternative as nobody cares about this useless bum, not even AajTak; on the same career lines which Manoj Bajpai has, even this Biku Matre faces a lot of issues with a fate of reorganization, esp. reorganization from Media. Although Sohrab was the key player in the above controversies but couldn’t make even one percent of what Ayesha got and was hugely sidelined by media and that’s why I am dedicating this whole paragraph to our side hero; good luck dude may u find peace and love in Ayesha because that will be a fitting reply and may no one finds COMPATIBILTY ISSUES with u.

Time to time our movies have depicted that we are secular and advocated cross border love stories as a part of our national (Political) manifesto and it’s our neighbor who makes raucous statement. I don’t know whether it’s true or it’s a SHAM and I don’t know whether Pakistan would have behaved in the same manner as we did by filling a case or seizing Shoaib’s passport ….etc or they would have simple called it against SHARIYAT and would have handover our hero to Taliban…………….

Honestly …. I don’t know but what I know is before Shoaib will ga ga Kabool Kabool Kabool for Sania he has to utter Talak Talak Talak.